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Monday, 29 November 2004

  • My friend Mike needs a favor. He's doing a survey as part of a research project and needs more people to fill it out. It takes less than 5 minutes, so if you can help out it will be greatly appreciated.
    Please choose ONE of the links below. Only complete one.
    Survey A: http://www.surveymonkey.com/s.asp?u=39817744170
    Survey B:  http://www.surveymonkey.com/s.asp?u=14640744180
    Thanks!

Thursday, 18 November 2004

  • Midterms are over and I have an A- GPA Even with the killer midterm with questions that barely qualified as English. Life is actually going well. And for some reason, there's really something nice about your life being good when an asshole you know is having problems (no naming names, just in case!) In that spirit, great Avenue Q song lyrics:

    GARY COLEMAN:
    Right now you are down and out and feeling really crappy

    NICKY:
    I'll say.

    GARY COLEMAN:
    And when I see how sad you are
    It sort of makes me...
    Happy!

    NICKY:
    Happy?!

    GARY COLEMAN:
    Sorry, Nicky, human nature-
    Nothing I can do!
    It's...
    Schadenfreude!
    Making me feel glad that I'm not you.

    NICKY:
    Well that's not very nice, Gary!

    GARY COLEMAN:
    I didn't say it was nice! But everybody does it!

    D'ja ever clap when a waitress falls and drops a tray of glasses?

    NICKY:
    Yeah...

    GARY COLEMAN:
    And ain't it fun to watch figure skaters falling on their asses?

    NICKY:
    Sure!

    GARY COLEMAN:
    And don'tcha feel all warm and cozy,
    Watching people out in the rain!

    NICKY:
    You bet!

    GARY COLEMAN:
    That's...

    GARY AND NICKY:
    Schadenfreude!

    GARY COLEMAN:
    People taking pleasure in your pain!

    NICKY:
    Oh, Schadenfreude, huh?
    What's that, some kinda Nazi word?

    GARY COLEMAN:
    Yup! It's German for "happiness at the misfortune of others!"

    NICKY:
    "Happiness at the misfortune of others." That is German!

    Watching a vegetarian being told she just ate chicken

    GARY COLEMAN:
    Or watching a frat boy realize just what he put his dick in!

    NICKY:
    Being on the elevator when somebody shouts "Hold the door!"

    GARY AND NICKY:
    "No!!!"
    Schadenfreude!

    GARY COLEMAN:
    "Fuck you lady, that's what stairs are for!"

    NICKY:
    Ooh, how about...
    Straight-A students getting Bs?

    GARY COLEMAN:
    Exes getting STDs!

    NICKY:
    Waking doormen from their naps!

    GARY COLEMAN:
    Watching tourists reading maps!

    NICKY:
    Football players getting tackled!

    GARY COLEMAN:
    CEOs getting shackled!

    NICKY:
    Watching actors never reach

    GARY AND NICKY:
    The ending of their oscar speech!
    Schadenfreude!
    Schadenfreude!
    Schadenfreude!
    Schadenfreude!

Saturday, 02 October 2004

  • I've been in the apartment for a few weeks now Even been keeping it borderline compulsively neat. And I still can't figure out how to post pics in here. If anyone reading this knows how and wants to tell me that would be great.

    I started classes and they seem good so far. Sort of weird to get used to having such a big age range though since a lot of people are coming back to school after years being away from it.

    In case there's anyone I forgot to IM, my new screenname is eisem502. Sorry if I forgot about you, but feel free to IM me!

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